作词 : Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers
作曲 : Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers
Pick up the god dang phone...
******** where the ******* were you Tuesday
With who you say
I wasn't at the studio
******** what'd you do screw Dre
You went there looking for me
Oo that excuse is too lame
Keep playing me you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg
You fake, lying slut you never told me you knew Dre
Lupe you want to lose two legs
You try to flip this on me
If i spent more time with you, you say
“Ok yeeah, I’m coo-coo, hey?” Well, screw you
And I’d be the third person who screwed you today
Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe Oh touche
You were too two-faced for me
Thought you was my number one
True BlueAce but you ain't
And I can see you and you make
That little boo-boo face
Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo
You make my *******g Blutooth ache
You feeling blue too late
Go smurf yourself you make me wanna smurfin' puke blue Kool Aid
Here's what you say to someone you hate
My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (dead)
And this song just popped in my head and I thought
Wouldn't ********t just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead)
I would feel so (so) much (much) better x3
Think I just relapsed, this ******** pushed me over the brink
Hop on the freeway trying to get some time alone and just think
Cops pulled me over but they let me cause I'm only driving drunk
Cause that ******** drove me to drink I'm back on my ******* ho's
I hate you for ?? papayas I hate all ******* the same
Baby come on excuse the pun but ******** you're such a broad statement
And I ain't channeling my anger through every single station it's on
Cause a woman broke my heart I say Hea-art cause you ripped it in two pa-arts
And threw it in the garbage who do you think you are
******** guess it's time for me to get the dust off
And pick myself up off the carpet
But I'll never say the L-word again
I la-la-la-la le********ian *shout*
I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
My life would be so much better if you ust]
My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (dead)
And this song just popped in my head and I thought
Wouldn't ********t just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead)
I would feel so (so) much (much) better x3
Plus you told me, you love me, forever
********, that was a lie
I never, wanted someone, to die
So bad in my *******g life but ******* it there’s other fish in the sea
And I'mma have a whale of a time
Being a single sailor for the night
******** on a scale of 1 to 10, ********t
I must be the holy grailer
Catch this ho I got an Oscar attached to my *******g name (great)
I might hit the club on a chica's tail, uh
Made for me say ******* it kick some shots back and hammer the nailer
These ******* tryna get atached with the failer
And latch him to the tail of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer
Like I'm itchin' to get hitched
Yeah I'm rich as a ******** but ******* ain't ********t
I'd rather leave a ******** in a ditch
******** you complain when you listen to this
But you still throw yourself at me
That's what I call pitchin' a bicth
That's why I'm swinging at this chicks on sight
Long as I got a bat and two ******* it's foul
But my ********'s on strike so all that love ********t is null and void
******** I'm a droid, I void cupid stupid wasn't for *******s you'd be unemployed
Oi oi oi man oh man you boy boy boys
Getting sick at these girls girls girls
Oink oink oink you *******g pigs
All you good boys doink doink doink
I got 99 problems and the ******** ain't one
She's all 99 of them I need a machine gun
I take em all out I hope you hear this song
And grow into a cardiac arrest have a heart attack
And just drop dead and I'mma throw a *******g party after this cause
My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (dead)
And this song just popped in my head and I thought
Wouldn't ********t just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead)
I would feel so (so) much (much) better better better
I'm just playing ********, you know I love you
