Hi!
Original bad boy on the case, cover your face
Came in the place blowed, and sprayed puffy with mase
I laced the **** with insect repellant, better check the smelly
Eminem starts with e, better check the spelling
With a capital, somebody grab me a snapple
I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adams apple
Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was sure
That my mother did it, but the ***** wont admit it was her
I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months
And said, Im ready now ***** - aint you feelin these kicks cunt?
The world aint ready for me yet, I can tell
Ill probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell
Im sick of these sperm cells with syphillis germs
And Im hotter than my **** is, when I piss and it burns
I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach
And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it
（yuck!） hit you in the head with a brick til you plummet
If yall dont like me, you can suck my **** til you numb it
And all that gibberish you was spittin, you need to kill it
Cause your style is like dyin in my sleep, I dont feel it
eminem
Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
Is ****in crazy -- you hear me? ha?
Is ****in crazy -- hello, hi!
Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
Is ****in crazy -- do you hear me?
Is ****in crazy
Im ice grillin you, starin you down with a gremlin grin
Im eminem, youre a fag in a womens gym
Im slim, the shady is really a fake alias
To save me with in case I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of more uranium
Than a maniac saudi arabian
A highly combustible head, spazmatic
Strapped to a kraftmatic adjustable bed
Laid up in the hospital in critical condition
I flatlined jumped up and ran from the mortician
High speed, iv full of thai ****
Lookin chinese, with my knees stuck together like siamese
Twins, joined at the groin like lesbians
Uhh, pins and needles, hypodermic needles and pins
I hope God forgives me for my sins -- it probably all depends
On if I keep on killin my girlfriends
Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
Is ****in crazy -- you hear me? ha?
Is ****in crazy -- listen!!
Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
Is ****in crazy -- you hear me?
Is ****in crazy
Last night I o.d.d on rush, mushrooms and dust
And got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed
Im an alcoholic and thats all I can say
I call in to work, cause all I do is frolic and play
I swallow grenades, and take about a bottle a day
Of tylenol 3, and talk about how violent Ill be （rrarrrrh）
Give me eleven excederin my headll spin
Medicinell get me revvin like a 747 jet engine
Scratched my balls til I shredded skin
Doctor, check this rash, look how red its been
Its probably aids! forget it then
I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows
That dont even make sense, like dykes usin dildos
So reach in your billfolds, for ten ducats
And pick up this slim shady **** thats on rawkus
Somethin somethin somethin, somethin I get ****ed
My daughter scribbled over that rhyme, I couldnt read it
Damn!
